If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
I’m gonna scream
cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
who needs friends when you have plants
that one person who whenever they come online you just
i smell friend
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.